Profile kinkynok: Looking for versitile sub

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I'm 6', 330, sort of hairy,uncut, pierced and tattoos. I'm a 8-5 professional, and married. We're open and poly - she knows I'm bi and looking for a partner and supports me. I love movies, music, and games - I'd consider myself a geek more than anything else. I like microbrew and imported beer and top-shelf alcohol. I also stay the hell away from drama, I'm clean, drug, and disease free. And I have a very strange sense of humor. Also, I'm kinky as fuck. I'm looking for a relationship, not a quick fuck so if that's all you're looking for please don't waste your time or mine.

I'm looking for a guy between 21-30. Body type isn't an issue. Im not really into hairy guys or jocks. Crossdressers and transgender are ok, too. Please, white or Asian guy only. I'm versatile and would like you to be too. Students and other professionals are preferred.
Sign Gemini

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Big And Beautiful
My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Married
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Smile
Body Art Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These Cat
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are Computers, Cooking, Dining, Family, Internet, Games, Movies, Music, Reading
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Folk, Metal, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Comic, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Instructional, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed